JOKES
A gang of armed robbers went to a man's house and ask him to bring out all the money he has or be injected with some blood infected with HIV.
The man entered his bedroom and came out with great confidence and told the robbers to inject the HIV infected blood into his body. As soon as they left he started jubilating, jumping and said to his wife “they think they are wise, I went into the bedroom and wore a condom for protection”.
GIVE US HIV
A HIV/AIDS support group went a certain town, asking for people to come forward for HIV tests, everybody laughed, except one man who came. Eventually he turned out positive. Subsequently, the man was taken to Abuja , lodged in a hotel, and was given plenty of money to be a T.V. spokesperson against HIV/AIDS. Finally he was sent to U.S. for a HIV/AIDS conference.
When next the support group came to the town, there was a mad rush. The support group was impressed. However, most of them were negative after the tests. Still, the people refused to go.
“What do you people want?” the support group leader asked. “We want get HIV, make we fit go America ”
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